Bitch, We're From Cleveland

12 Months of Midwest Mayhem



We're thrilled to announce that Shiny Penny Studios, the creative minds behind the wildly popular "Dad Bods of Cleveland" calendar, are switching gears for 2025 with a brand-new concept: "Bitch, We're From Cleveland"! This time, we're celebrating the culture that makes our city unique, quirky, and undeniably Cleveland.

Celebrate the spirit and pride of Cleveland with this bold and vibrant calendar that showcases the city's unique charm. Each month features original photography of the people and culture of Cleveland. Whether you're a lifelong resident, a former Clevelander, or simply a fan of the city's fun factor, the "Bitch We're From Cleveland" 2025 Calendar is a perfect addition to your wall.

Features:

  • Your Neighbors are in this! 100% Volunteer driven!
  • Important Dates in CLE history: Includes major holidays AND dates in CLE history to never forget
  • Exclusive Content: No other Calendar features Jeff's Garage!
  • Kid Friendly: We only swear on the cover!
  • This calendar feeds seniors! In fact, 100% of donations collected goes directly to Meals on Wheels organizations in NE Ohio. Shiny Penny Studios donates 100% of their creative time AND fronts all of the production and printing costs.

Embrace your Cleveland pride and let every day of 2025 remind you why this city is like no other. Get your "Bitch We're From Cleveland" 2025 Calendar today and share the Cleveland love all year round!



Buy Online or pay via venmo or paypal

and Pickup at the following locations with the secret password we supply when you buy:

West Park Station: 17015 Lorain Ave, Cleveland, OH 44111

Salon Ethos: 12754 Royalton Rd, North Royalton, OH 44133

Pickups begin Saturday, November 30th.


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Click above to see the full PREVIEW! WITH 100% REAL FIRE AND GOATS.

DAD BODS OF CLEVELAND 2024:

Another YEAR OF MIDWEST SEXY

(FEATURED ON NEWS 5 CLEVELAND, FOX 8 MORNING NEWS CLEVELAND,

The front page of The Cleveland Plain Dealer 11/24/23 and CLEVELAND.COM,

Cleveland SCENE and more!)


A Calendar celebrating the princes of the pierogi, the kings of the keg,

and the brotherhood of bad jokes.

• benefiting Meals on Wheels organizations in Northeast Ohio •


This project started in 2020 when Keli was searching for a project to keep her skills sharp during the pandemic. One goofy photoshoot in a sunflower field later and the idea for a full calendar was born. The project was designed to feature everyday daddies to celebrate the non-perfect and average midwestern guy. It grew into a statement project about how boudoir is for all and confidence knows no size.

Dudeoir with a midwestern twist.

In 2024 the calendar is back with a full team of photographers helping to put their creative talents into the various shoots. This we have more daddies, more chest hair, and WAY more crazy tan lines.

The best part is being able to give 100% of the proceeds to local Cleveland Meals on Wheels organizations.


Read More about how this crazy project started in 2020.

DAD BODS OF CLEVELAND 2021:

A YEAR OF MIDWEST SEXY

Featured on WKYC Cleveland, The Jeremiah show on Q104,

WEWS Channel 5, Cleveland Scene, and Fresh Water Cleveland.